With the Boston Red Sox off to an 0-6 start ? their worst since 1945 ? the conjecture has been flying regarding what's gone wrong and what can be done to fix them. Here's a sampling of what is to come when the team returns to Fenway Park for its home opener against the New York Yankees.
10. "Whaddya mean we can't make fun of the Pirates?!"
9. Darnell McDonald gets caught in a rundown during pregame introductions.
8. "Things get any worse and Orioles fans will be invading Fenway this summer."
7. "Yakety Sax" replaces "Sweet Caroline" during Seventh Inning Stretch sing-a-long.
6. Brand-new Hi-Def video board at Fenway shows endless loop of key Dave Roberts stolen base in 2004 ALCS.
5. "You got a Revolution score, buddy?"
4. Terry Francona sent on sabbatical, replaced with Zombie Walter Matthau.
3. "I like our chances once Ted Williams and Johnny Pesky get back from the war."
2. "C'mon boys, let's win this one for ESPN's panel of experts!"
1. "Say what you will about the Yankees, but they're no Cleveland Indians."
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